master beta

descriptive noun. the term one is called when they master bet.

by me March 14, 2003

asl

American Sign Language

my sister took ASL but shes no good at it.

by me January 08, 2003

windmage

the fatest smelliest fucking mong to ever pop out of someones cunt.

also known as the whore of spin

windmage: im a fucking whore!
tara: i know, thanks for cyber last nite.

by Me March 21, 2004

government

government
1. to create to illusion of freedom and liberty for all citizens; when in reality the government (U.S.) gives a few control over the entire civilized Earth, while the rest are slaves, whether you realize it or not.

2. Control
the Media
popular culture/consumer culture
"white America's fear of the black man"(Bowling For Columbine, Moore)
Source: Mark, Sep 10, 2003

Wow that was actually a GOOD definitiona until you had to go and mention Michel Moore.Why'd ya have to go and gay it up for?

Clinton Bush Michael Moore...

ALL FAGGOTS

by me April 07, 2005

Busta Rhymes

the best damn rapper ever

by me May 29, 2003

guitarist

A person who plays guitar.

About 1 in 10 guitarists actually get good at it. The rest learn shitty blink 182 songs to impress their friends. Some of these fuckwads form bands and spread their pathetic music around the world for many idiots to enjoy because they have never heard anything better.

Real guitarists include: Jimmy Page, Steve Vai, Jeff Beck, Jimi Hendrix, John Petrucci, Eric Clapton and many other non ass holes.

1. I have a $10 guitar and know 3 chords! I r teh guitarizts

2. John Petrucci is one hell of a guitarist.

by me December 23, 2004

The King of Town

A fat old fuddy-duddy who has self pronounced himself as the "king of town" and who most people have a temptation to eat due to his marshmallow-like quality.(i REALLY wanna squish 'im!!!)

"Ooohh! A Shtick of butter!" *shlom shlom* "trick-or-treat...again..please"

by me October 18, 2003