milkman's lozenges

streaks of jizz left on porcelain after a hearty wank

Fred: dude, i swear there's a few milkman's lozenges on the tiles in this shower

Bertram: yuk brother hubbard, that's utterly, like, gross

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Brother Hubbard

1. mofo in polite speak, esp. one on your side

2. mother hubbard's male sibling - uncle hubbard to you! Postman Pat doesn't like him.

Punter: 'sup Brother Hubbard?

Hubbard: 'sup fool!

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Geoff: Who are all these brother hubbards cotching in our crib?

Leroy: marni garsinhi bruv!

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a girl who remains fairly attractive despite blatantly concealing a spare tyre beneath her artfully draped clothing

Fred: What do you think of that danish chick?

George: Well, she's clearly mezzo-tubs, but i still would... nice eyes... great rack.

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