MaybeARealWord's definitions

frog watch

A wristwatch with either a painting of a frog or a real frog on it.

I just realized I got a frog watch.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

donkle

Misspelling of donkey.

You f-n donkle.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Turtle

Someone equipped with two riot shields (one on their back, one they’re holding) and an anti-tank gun.

You’re a turtle, all your vehicle can do is float downstream, that’s it.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

pistola

Pistol, but said with a Spanish accent.

All I have is a pistola.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

michelin man

Someone wearing at least one tire on their body.

You’re just a michelin man.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

blood stopper

A syringe that has something that will stop the flow of blood in one’s body.

Should I get a blood or a blood stopper?

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

fun doctor

The doctor that tells a dead person’s relatives of their passing.

I lost my surgery privileges, I get to be the fun doctor now.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022