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Definitions by MaybeARealWord

blood stopper 

A syringe that has something that will stop the flow of blood in one’s body.
Should I get a blood or a blood stopper?
blood stopper by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

michelin man 

Someone wearing at least one tire on their body.
You’re just a michelin man.
michelin man by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
Pistol, but said with a Spanish accent.
All I have is a pistola.
pistola by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
Someone equipped with two riot shields (one on their back, one they’re holding) and an anti-tank gun.
You’re a turtle, all your vehicle can do is float downstream, that’s it.
Turtle by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
You f-n donkle.
donkle by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

frog watch

A wristwatch with either a painting of a frog or a real frog on it.
I just realized I got a frog watch.
frog watch by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Minecraft water 

A low-quality texture of water, repeated in squares.
Minecraft water is used in games when they don’t want to waste storage on HD water.
Minecraft water by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022