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Definitions by Maya Butreeks

Fortnite Bad

Anyone who says it are social rejects. Mostly Hive Minded Redditors with their heads up their fat asses. And forcing that phrase on others who enjoy it is not going to work. And Redditors are wondering why nobody takes them seriously.

This is coming from the mouth of a Redditor who decided to stop joining on trends like that after seeing people wish death on others for liking Fortnite.

If you wish death upon or bash someone for enjoying or having a different opinion on a popular game or movie, You're obviously a fedora wearing psychopath and not an edgelord.

My point still stands
Redditor: "Fortnite Bad"

Me: Nobody Cares What You Think. I Like Fortnite.

Redditor: I WILL CAVE YOUR SKULL IN WITH A TIRE IRON IF YOU LIKE FORTNITE!!!!

Me: Looks Like We Have A Psychopathic Neckbeard Over Here.

(Runs Away As To Not Get Clobbered)

Pokémon Cards 

God's gift to the world. The holographic Pokémon Cards grant power and wealth to one who possesses it. Especially a holographic Charizard.
Person 1: "Wanna Trade Pokémon Cards?"

Person 2: "Yeah. You can have one of the holographic Charizards that I have and never use."

Person 1 (Holding Holographic Charizard): IIIIIIIIIIII HAVE THE POWER!
Some YouTube troll who forces his beliefs down people's throats. Worse than ThatVeganTeacher.
Spatza: "All Religion Is False Hope"

Me:
Spatza by Maya Butreeks May 7, 2021

Anti-Masker 

Even more delusional than Anti-Vaxxers. They think that wearing a mask "Infringes On Their Rights".

Wearing a mask is a way to protect you so you don't get infected with coronavirus.
Anti-Vaxxer: WEARING A MASK INFRINGES ON MY RIGHTS!!!

Me: (Shoots mask cannon at anti masker)

Anti-Masker: (dies from suffocation)
Anti-Masker by Maya Butreeks April 29, 2021

God Of War 

The reason I unknowingly learned greek mythology.
God Of War is the best PS2 game. It has aged pretty well for such an awesome DVD console.
God Of War by Maya Butreeks April 28, 2021

Dick Figures 

An Epic Internet Flash Cartoon Masterpiece!

About 2 Stick Figures. The Blue one is the straight man and the Red one is the oddball who likes to fart, drink, and party all the time. The first episode was hilarious. And that's what made 6 Year Old me check this show out.

The episodes are hilariously random, which makes it perfect for a web cartoon. One episode even had a reference to Rage Comics.
Person 1: Do you remember Dick Figures?

Person 2: Oh hell yeah! That shit was the peak of internet cartoons.
Dick Figures by Maya Butreeks April 28, 2021

Museum Of Tolerance 

A museum to remind you that the world is a tolerant place where nothing can go wrong.

Taken From Drawn Together
"I just went to the Museum Of Tolerance."