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Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider

Nickelodeon Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider "The Boot!"

B-Dum Tsss
by Maya Butreeks May 13, 2021
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CRACKDOWN

An Xbox 360 game for kids whose parents won't let them play Grand Theft Auto.
The best thing about CRACKDOWN is that it's free without microtransactions.
by Maya Butreeks March 17, 2021
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I'M NOT CRAZY!

If someone is yelling "I'M NOT CRAZY!", It's usually the crazy person saying it.
by Maya Butreeks February 7, 2021
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The Cube

Person 1: Hey. Wanna play some melee on The Cube?
Person 2: FUCK YEAH!
by Maya Butreeks December 24, 2020
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Westboro Baptist Church

Even Bob and Larry would recommend you stay away from that homophobic hell.
Bob: Why is that onion preaching at me that I'll go to hell?

Larry: He's part of the Westboro Baptist Church. I suggest you sta hip aq11
by Maya Butreeks April 25, 2021
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Zen

Yo, Could you pass that Zen please?
by Maya Butreeks March 20, 2021
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Fortnite

This definition should be enough for neckbearded pony humpers to stop using that game as a laughing stock of reddit.

A game hated on by neckbearded, pony humping, reddit incel minecraft fanbabies.

I personally don't understand the hate for the game. I think it's a good game in my opinion. FUCK THE MICROTRANSACTIONS! It's the gameplay I'm talking about. It's like you're playing Minecraft and Gears Of War. I think the graphics look perfect for an 8th gen console and any future consoles like the PS5. It's kinda like a Nintendo game combined with a Microsoft Xbox or Sony PlayStation exclusive game in my opinion.

And I'm tired of the unoriginal FoRtNiTe BaD MiNeCrAfT GoOd memes uttered by brainless redditors and 4channers who think they're a "contrarian" because they bash the game when in reality, they're just a 300 pound basement dweller who marries his anime bodypillow. They even go far to call all people who play it "Virgins" when they don't even know what a girlfriend is.

I think the collaborations with other characters are cool. Seeing characters I grew up with like Kratos from God Of War and Master Chief from Halo. I'm also tired of the stereotype that all Fortnite players are 9 year olds. Do you see the T rating? It means it's for teens!

What pisses me off, is that if someone mentions Fortnite or Anything that has the slightest trace of Fortnite, they'll be trolled and bombarded with hate comments, downvotes, and death threats. People can be cruel sometimes.
Anyone who hates Fortnite is a Graphics Whore and or a neckbearded Minecraft, PUBG, and Call Of Duty Fanboy.
by Maya Butreeks April 8, 2021
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