Maya Butreeks's definitions

Wii Crash

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Wii Crash (Not to be confused with Crash Of The Titans or Mind Over Mutant) is when you're getting a high score in probably CTGP (Modded Mario Kart Wii) or Project M, (Modded Brawl)
and out of nowhere...

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by Maya Butreeks April 15, 2022

Good Vibes Only

A fancy word for Toxic Positivity. A bullshit belief that you should only feel good vibes. Even when a situation is fucked right in the ass.

Overpositive Person: Good Vibes Only!

Me: Why? What's so great about it?

Overpositive Person: You should be happy. Even in the most fucked up situations.

Me: (Punches Overpositive Person In The Stomach) HOW'S THAT FOR A FUCKED UP SITUATION!?

Overpositive Person: (Lying On Ground In Pain) Ow! You dumbass!

Me: STILL FEELING GOOD VIBES YA ASSHOLE!?

by Maya Butreeks May 10, 2021

Mr. Douchebag

We All Agree That You Are A Dumbass. Why Can't You See That

Hey Mr. Douchebag! Why's your ego so massive

by Maya Butreeks January 17, 2021

Anti-Masker

Even more delusional than Anti-Vaxxers. They think that wearing a mask "Infringes On Their Rights".

Wearing a mask is a way to protect you so you don't get infected with coronavirus.

Anti-Vaxxer: WEARING A MASK INFRINGES ON MY RIGHTS!!!

Me: (Shoots mask cannon at anti masker)

Anti-Masker: (dies from suffocation)

by Maya Butreeks April 29, 2021

The Cube

A short way to say Nintendo GameCube.

Person 1: Hey. Wanna play some melee on The Cube?
Person 2: FUCK YEAH!

by Maya Butreeks December 24, 2020

Westboro Baptist Church

Even Bob and Larry would recommend you stay away from that homophobic hell.

Bob: Why is that onion preaching at me that I'll go to hell?

Larry: He's part of the Westboro Baptist Church. I suggest you sta hip aq11

by Maya Butreeks April 25, 2021

Zen

Slang for marijuana joint.

Yo, Could you pass that Zen please?

by Maya Butreeks March 20, 2021