(noun) an area that is littered with kids
(noun) a pigsty is a place covered in mud and slop, whereas a kidsty is a place covered in children and razor scooters
(noun) a pigsty is a place covered in mud and slop, whereas a kidsty is a place covered in children and razor scooters
**Max and Tim are wandering around IKEA**
Max: I'm telling you man, this is the best place to pick up chicks.
Tim: I dunno about that. This is pretty weird, Max.
Max: What do you mean?! This place is full of milves!
Tim: Yeah, but it's a total kidsty.
Max: I'm telling you man, this is the best place to pick up chicks.
Tim: I dunno about that. This is pretty weird, Max.
Max: What do you mean?! This place is full of milves!
Tim: Yeah, but it's a total kidsty.
by Maxwell Dope January 23, 2014
Get the kidsty mug.(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)
**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**
Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.
Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.
by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013
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(noun) the PLU (product look-up) code for bananas; (noun) the number 4011 that a shopper must use to weigh bananas in the self-service checkout aisle
(noun) the PLU (product look-up) code for bananas; (noun) the number 4011 that a shopper must use to weigh bananas in the self-service checkout aisle
**At Walmart using self-service checkout machine**
Max: Fuck, this beef jerky is pricey!
Tim: Just banana code it.
Max: Just huh?
Tim: Give it here.
**Frustrated, Tim grabs the beef jerky, places it on the scanner, clicks produce, types in 4011, then throws it in the bag**
Max: What the?!
Tim: You've honestly never banana coded? Were you born yesterday?
Max: So my jerky is only 33 cents?!
Tim: (unimpressed) Yeah.
Max: Fuck, this beef jerky is pricey!
Tim: Just banana code it.
Max: Just huh?
Tim: Give it here.
**Frustrated, Tim grabs the beef jerky, places it on the scanner, clicks produce, types in 4011, then throws it in the bag**
Max: What the?!
Tim: You've honestly never banana coded? Were you born yesterday?
Max: So my jerky is only 33 cents?!
Tim: (unimpressed) Yeah.
by Maxwell Dope November 13, 2013
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**At the grocery store, Max is comparing prices to find the cheapest oatmeal. Tim stands by.**
Max: This is bullshit. I need a job.
Tim: I think they're hiring for cashiers here.
Max: Meh. I want a GOOD job. I'll just catch-me-if-you-can my way into being a doctor or something.
Tim: Do it.
**Four months later, "Dr. Max" is arrested and charged for manslaughter, but is set free by "Warden Tim" who catch-me-if-you-canned his way into an interesting new career.**
Max: This is bullshit. I need a job.
Tim: I think they're hiring for cashiers here.
Max: Meh. I want a GOOD job. I'll just catch-me-if-you-can my way into being a doctor or something.
Tim: Do it.
**Four months later, "Dr. Max" is arrested and charged for manslaughter, but is set free by "Warden Tim" who catch-me-if-you-canned his way into an interesting new career.**
by Maxwell Dope November 18, 2013
Get the catch-me-if-you-can mug.**Near the end of a long road trip through the worst part of Florida**
Max: Dude, I can't wait to get there. I gotta go so bad!
Tim: Should I pull over?
Max: Nah, I'll wait cuz I need to both.
Tim: Oh, I thought you had to piss.
Max: Nah. I gotta both.
Max: Dude, I can't wait to get there. I gotta go so bad!
Tim: Should I pull over?
Max: Nah, I'll wait cuz I need to both.
Tim: Oh, I thought you had to piss.
Max: Nah. I gotta both.
by Maxwell Dope January 30, 2015
Get the to both mug.(adjective) free or pay-what-you-want, in regards to releasing a product - this term is in direct reference to Radiohead's sixth studio album "In Rainbows" which made headline news for being the first album by a major band to be released in this way.
Max: I got the new Britney Spears album. So lame.
Tim: WHY THE FUCK would you spend money on that?!
Max: Dude, come on. I didn't buy it. She's selling it radiohead style. You know, when you can pay whatever you want to download it, like how Radiohead did with that one album a few years ago... So yeah, I typed in zero dollars and got it for free.
Tim: Yeah Max, this isn't the first time I heard of a radiohead style release. I'm not that innocent! You're always patronizing me.
Max: Oops, I did it again.
Tim: WHY THE FUCK would you spend money on that?!
Max: Dude, come on. I didn't buy it. She's selling it radiohead style. You know, when you can pay whatever you want to download it, like how Radiohead did with that one album a few years ago... So yeah, I typed in zero dollars and got it for free.
Tim: Yeah Max, this isn't the first time I heard of a radiohead style release. I'm not that innocent! You're always patronizing me.
Max: Oops, I did it again.
by Maxwell Dope August 15, 2014
Get the radiohead style mug.(noun) the awkward dance you do in front of the toilet in a public restroom because you’re trying to set up TP on the toilet seat but it keeps autoflushing and sucking everything in, so you try to set up as quickly as possible while maintaining your presence in front of the sensor
Max: You know when a public restroom has a toilet with an autoflush sensor and you're trying to set up a toilet paper buffer on the seat before you sit down and it keeps autoflushing and sucking all your paper into the toilet before you finish setting up, so you do that awkward move where you're trying to keep your body in front of the sensor while moving as fast as possible to get set up before the autoflush buzzer? I fucking hate that. I wish there was a word for that stupid little dance instead of having to explain the whole thing every time.
Tim: Oh, you mean the shitterbug.
Max: Damn, did you just make that up on the spot?!
Tim: Yeah.
Max: You’re a pun god.
Tim: Oh, you mean the shitterbug.
Max: Damn, did you just make that up on the spot?!
Tim: Yeah.
Max: You’re a pun god.
by Maxwell Dope January 13, 2014
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