Maxrum's definitions

hoorah

U.S. Military (including J.R.O.T.C.) uses this as a motivational check and to boost confidence.

Platoon leader: "Platoon, attention! Motivational check!"

Platoon: "HOOOORAH!!!!"

by Maxrum May 13, 2004

Vibraslap

1. A musical instrument that does nothing but rattle.

2. A breakthrough modification of the old vibrating dildo which now slaps and smacks on command!

*flicks switch on*

))))vibrations((((

"Oh ye baby! OHHHH ye! SLAP IT BABY. SLAP AND SMACK. TEAR IT UP. FUCK! AHHHHHHH! OH YEEE!! POUND ME BABY POUND ME. VIBRASLAP MY PERRIWINKLE!!!!"

by maXrUm December 12, 2004

Trump Cut

The corny hairstyle Donald Trump wears... and has been wearing forever...

70 yr old dude - "Im so fly with the chicks with my new Trump Cut... they all over me... fo..kazizzle my spizzle wizzle"

65 yr old woman - "Oh baby you is one fine man! Jump on me baby! Hit me up with a little of that humpy humpy!"

by maXrUm December 12, 2004