Definitions by Max Maddox

tisnf 

A phrase that absolutely nobody uses, which according to a recent commercial for cingular stands for "This is so not fair."

Mom: "Who are you texting 50 times a day?"
Girl: "IDK, my BFF Jill?"
Mom: "Well tell your 'BFF Jill' I'm taking your phone away."
Girl: "TISNF!"

tisnf by Max Maddox June 14, 2007

coner

When one takes a traffic cone, or anything with the same form or likeness, and places it upon their crotch, as if they had a boner.

HAHA dude, jeff just totally took a picture of his coner a few minutes ago.

coner by Max Maddox April 24, 2007

gh3y 

l337 for gay. Often used by nerds and Counter Strike players.

d00d, j00 r 50000 gh3y!
n000, j00 r gh3y!

gh3y by Max Maddox January 23, 2006

your face

The sweetest comeback ever. If someone asks a question simply answer it with "your face" or "your mom's face". If you hear someone say "your mom" then go up to them and say "your face" then "I don't wanna hear it I win!" and slug them. Just like slug bug.

1)
Guy 1- Your mom goes to college
Guy 2- Your face goes to college, IdontwannahearitIwin! OOOOhhh score all your w00t are belong to me!
2)
Mom- You have to clean your room!
You- Your face has to clean my room! Oh you just got pwn3d
3)
Lucas- you should add banana phone and cool graphics to your site.
Me- yeah, your face should add banana phone and kewl graphics! OOOHHH w00t!!!!1111 I just totally pwn3d you!

your face by Max Maddox October 2, 2005

The Burd 

1. Awesome, or super cool
2. The Best

Man, You are The Burd!
Max Maddox is the Burd!

The Burd by Max Maddox August 30, 2004