Mavericklax4's definitions

Lorenzo Mata

A forward on the UCLA Bruins basketball team. He is one of the Top 5 ugliest college basketball players of all time and is the epitome of a poser with two armbands, a wrist band,and a headband. He also has a nose which looks like it has been smashed with a crowbar many times.

"Oh my, does that player have a nose disease?"
"No, that's just Lorenzo Mata. He's a huge tool."

by Mavericklax4 April 1, 2007

Vitamin S

Slang term for Skittles, since it bears the likeness of a vitamin or pill.

Mike grabbed a bag of Vitamin S on his way to the basketball game.

by Mavericklax4 April 1, 2007

Bartoned

What happens when a team loses a basketball game in which they had it won, such as up by 7 points with 45 seconds left. This most often happens in a D II Championship game.

"oh man, we just got bartoned! We were up 10 points with under 2 minutes left!"

by Mavericklax4 April 2, 2007

Sapped

Sap is the creamy substance that comes out of your man tree. When one saps, one excretes this fluid.

I just sapped myself.

by Mavericklax4 May 7, 2007

Sheldon Williams

A former Duke University basketball player who is one of the Top 5 ugliest college basketball players ever. His ears are too small and his eyes are too far apart.

Wow, that alien kind of looks like Sheldon Williams...Wait, it is Sheldon Williams

by Mavericklax4 April 1, 2007

Clue Glue

Sperm shot out of the slang term for boner, a "clue."

"Man, I did so well on that test I almost shot clue glue all over myself."

by Mavericklax4 April 2, 2007

Sevs

Slang for the 7-11 convenience store, most commonly used on Long Island.

"Yo Mike, you wanna hit up sevs before the football game?"

by Mavericklax4 April 1, 2007