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An unassuming woman that appears to know just about everything, in spite of the fact that she is not old enough to have acquired that much knowledge.
Every time I bring up a current event with Anna, she is always ahead of me on the topic. She is such a Milonipedia!
by MavDad January 15, 2022
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They specialize in diagnosing heartbreak with a raised eyebrow, prescribing courage in the form of citrusy cocktails, and treating existential dread with equal parts listening and lime. Armed with shakers instead of clipboards, Barapists create bespoke remedies such as The Closure Collins, Negroni of Acceptance, and the ever-popular Old Fashioned Perspective.
Unlike traditional therapists, Barapists accept payment in stories, tips, and the occasional dramatic sigh. Their office features dim lighting, good music, and a sacred understanding that sometimes healing comes not from advice—but from being heard while holding a perfectly chilled glass.
They specialize in diagnosing heartbreak with a raised eyebrow, prescribing courage in the form of citrusy cocktails, and treating existential dread with equal parts listening and lime. Armed with shakers instead of clipboards, Barapists create bespoke remedies such as The Closure Collins, Negroni of Acceptance, and the ever-popular Old Fashioned Perspective.
Unlike traditional therapists, Barapists accept payment in stories, tips, and the occasional dramatic sigh. Their office features dim lighting, good music, and a sacred understanding that sometimes healing comes not from advice—but from being heard while holding a perfectly chilled glass.
by MavDad February 2, 2026
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