whack the beast

to masturbate the male reproductive organ commonly known as the penis.

Monty whacks the beast on a daily basis in school.

by Maurice Lung May 25, 2005

Squarebag

A paper grocery bag containing a 6 or 12 pack of cans of the alcoholic beverage commonly known as beer.

Hey guy, can you come back to the station-house with a squarebag for the Sergeant?

by Maurice Lung October 03, 2005