Polymop

An egregiously bad attorney who keeps filing ridiculous, pointless motions in a court case in an attempt to baffle the judge and opposing counsel.

"That Bruce, he's a regular Polymop with his constant nonsense filings and motions. I think he's driving the judge nuts."

by Mattmattic March 19, 2025

Polymop

an ambulance chasing lawyer.

That Bruce, he's a regular polymop.

by Mattmattic April 02, 2025

Cowabunga

An entirely unexpected calamitous event that strikes out of the sky.

Poor chap was standing having a pee on the side of the railway line when "Cowabunga!" a cow was hot by a train, flew 100 feet through the air and crushed him to death.

by Mattmattic May 05, 2023