Mattimus Van Gulick's definitions

Nook

A term specifying a loose, or large vagina.

Not to be confused with Cranny (a tight vagina).

Steve: "Damn dude that girl you were with last night was slammin'"

Salazaar: "yea dude but she had a Nook, I couldn't even feel her pussy, it was like I was fucking a black hole."

by Mattimus Van Gulick January 20, 2010

Cranny

A tight or untainted vagina

"My flaccid penis mashed against the entry hole of her cranny."

"I bet Jesus had a tough time coming out of the Virgin Mary's cranny"

by Mattimus Van Gulick January 20, 2010