4 definitions by Matti Matti Matti
A designated cheat day on which you are allowed to break your diet and eat full-fat (i.e. not "diet" or "lite") food, as complete abstinence is impossible for most people. It also provides a reward for the sticking to your nutrition plan over the rest of the week, on the day you are most likely to break your diet because of lower discipline.
by Matti Matti Matti January 6, 2014
A household which consists of people who resist societal pressures to only cook completely healthy food, and celebrate their defiance (hence "Fort"). The main aim of their cooking is to produce plenty of great-tasting food (hence "Nom"), rather than nutritious, balanced, healthy, or faddish food.
Sunday afternoon is baking time at Fort Nom! Be here in 30 minutes for Bacon & Maple syrup cupcakes!
by Matti Matti Matti January 6, 2014
When someone throws their clothes on the floor rather than using wardrobes and drawers, to the extent that it is impossible to go into the room without walking on the clothes.
"I checked my 17-year-old foster kid's bedroom and I couldn't believe how untidy it was! It wasn't a walk-in wardrobe, it was a walk-ON wardrobe!"
by Matti Matti Matti December 15, 2013
A day on which you are allowed to break your diet, as complete abstinence is impossible for most people. It also provides a reward for the sticking to your nutrition plan over the rest of the week. The "cheat" can be small (e.g. a chocolate muffin with lunch), large (e.g. a fast food meal), or systemic (e.g. Full Fat Friday).
Carol: Oh my god, Jenny! I can't believe you're eating cheese!
Jenny: It's ok, Carol. Today is my cheat day.
Jenny: It's ok, Carol. Today is my cheat day.
by Matti Matti Matti January 6, 2014