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Definitions by Matthew j Zak

A filler 

A snack so good and righteous that it fills you up to the brim
Amelie: Max wanna go get a filler?
*they walk to the vending machine
A filler by Matthew j Zak December 8, 2022

italian chew toys 

Edibles that will fuck you up to oblivion and cause you to have blue balls for the extreme agression of trying to get a blow job from every girl at the party that you decided to take the edibles at…
Max: Matthew took Italian chew toys last night, and forced Mary to give him head

Jack: we’ll what happened??

Max: Matt’s in prison now lol
italian chew toys by Matthew j Zak December 13, 2021

Front wheel drive 

When you take a toy car and run it up and down your homies ass
Matthew: Dude that front wheel drive felt really good, thanks my g

Matthew 2: no problem homie, I wouldn’t mind doing it again ;)
Front wheel drive by Matthew j Zak December 13, 2021

back padio 

When you’re very religious and you want to remain a virgin

An Anal session
Mark: Me and Mary didn’t want to upset the lord so we stuck to a back padio all night

Matthew: righteous dude
back padio by Matthew j Zak December 12, 2021