Definitions by Matthew Pennington
Jaxen Begin
You may think he's cute but trust me, he's way cuter than cute. Jaxen gives you all the answers, and is pretty thicc if you ask me. Also he is a god at Fortnite, and Call of Duty. You need a Jaxen in your life, you must.
Jaxen Begin by Matthew Pennington December 6, 2019
Anna Strynar
Anna Strynar is the prettiest girl on the planet, at least that's what Matthew Pennington thinks.. He is in love with her, I don't blame him, she is a hottie. Anna is very dramatic, and might confuse a tablet as "half a tablet". oh isn't she cute. You need an Anna in your life. She is very smart, dummy thiccc, and sweet. Also we ship Anna, and Matthew.
Anna Strynar by Matthew Pennington December 6, 2019
James Perro
You may confuse him as being an elf or a very annoying person but trust me you won't. He is very funny, and a midget.
James Perro by Matthew Pennington November 26, 2019