2 definitions by Matthew Elwood

When something is just complete and utter bullshit beyond your wildest belief.
“Dude… he died and his wife is the main suspect…”
“Dude… that’s some Vollywacker Bukkake.”
by Matthew Elwood August 24, 2022
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When someone gives you a bit of wisdom, but is really rude or being a dick about it.
You should try it this way, Stupid!!”
“Wow thanks you Cockwise bastard”.
by Matthew Elwood August 19, 2021
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