Definitions by Matt stoney

schmucklit 

A really foolish and clumsy midget that has a big nose that looks like a penis

Comes from the yiddish word schmock meaning penis

Look at that Schmucklit he can barley hold his nose up and is falling all over the place

schmucklit by Matt stoney October 26, 2022

Bastlit 

A bastlit, a fetus that has been abandoned by its parents before its been born
A basterd is a orphane

Look at that stupid bastlit in the trash can

Bastlit by Matt stoney October 19, 2022

Crack-lit 

A very small white male that one day wants to be tall but unfortunately doesnt have the facilities for that because he’s a midget

Hey, look at that dumb crack-lit lets break his legs

Crack-lit by Matt stoney October 19, 2022