Matt Windle poet's definitions

Passionaught

/ˈpaʃ(ə)n ɔ t/

A person that lacks passion and enthusiasm.

"He never shows any enthusiasm. He's a passionaught!"

by Matt Windle poet March 29, 2021

Splash pool

/splaʃpu l/

an artificial pool for partying in.

"When the beat drops at a pool party it becomes a splash pool."

by Matt Windle poet February 24, 2021

Strafro

/str'afrəʊ/

A person with straight hair so thick that its layers appear to grow outwards rather than downwards.

"I can't wait to go to the barbers, my hair looks like a strafro at the moment."

by Matt Windle poet October 11, 2020

Qranxate

/krɑn:zeɪt/

To do nothing but stare lovingly at yourself in a mirror or other form of reflection

"Are you going to leave the house at all or just qranxate all day?"

by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020

Upperhook

/ˈʌpəhʊk/

a punch to the body in boxing, MMA and various other combat sports that combines a hook with an uppercut, resulting in the punch being delivered with a diagonal motion and the arm bent.

"Ricky Hatton broke Castillo's ribs with that upperhook!"

by Matt Windle poet February 20, 2021

REP

/rɛp/

An acronym for the repetition of a set of exercises.

Real
Evidence of
Progress

"Real Evidence of Progress was demonstrated with each additional REP"

by Matt Windle poet October 11, 2020

Greeps

/ɡri ps/

a person's followers on the social media application Instagram.

"He told his greeps he was going to Anthony Joshua's next fight."

by Matt Windle poet March 2, 2021