Matt Windle poet's definitions

Vegruary

/ˈvɛdʒrʊəri/

the second month of the year when a person decides to only eat vegetarian products for the entire month

"I hope that you enjoy that burger because Vegruary starts tomorrow!"

by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020

Prefriend

to act as a friend to (someone) whilst having an ulterior motive. Especially to gain revenge, inside knowledge or for personal or professional gains.

pretending to be a persons friend.

"I thought that we were close but really he was just a prefriend"

by Matt Windle poet February 20, 2021

Zelebrity

/zɪˈlɛbrɪti/

A Z-list 'celebrity' that hardly anyone knows, has no real influence, or someone that was well recognised 20+ years ago but no longer has that status.

"This is supposed to be 'I'm a celebrity...' but I hardly know who any of them are. I'm a zelebrity, more like!

by Matt Windle poet October 10, 2020

Lowdram

/ləʊ/drʌm/

People that enjoy little to no drama in their life.

"I want a relaxing life filled with happiness and lowdram."

by Matt Windle poet October 10, 2020

Nillionaire

/nɪljəˈnɛ /

A person that acts like they have a lot of money but really they are broke.

"He's always posting pictures of designer products on his Instagram like he's rich or something but he hardly has a penny to his name. The guy is a nillionaire."

by Matt Windle poet October 11, 2020

E-troduce

/Eeˈtrəˈdju s/

make (someone) known by name to another person electronically via email, social media or other online platform.

"Hi Charlotte and James. I'd like to e-troduce you to one another."

by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020

Wobbing and Beaving

a failed attempt to successfully use the boxing defence technique of 'bobbing and weaving.'

"I told him to bob and weave but even when he moves his head he gets punched. It's not so much bobbing and weaving as it is wobbing and beaving!"

by Matt Windle poet February 23, 2021