Definitions by Matt Windle poet

Twolice 

/twəˈli s/

The Twitter police. The people that run Twitter and decide who to suspend and permanently ban for 'inappropriate' or 'offensive' tweets.

"You better be careful posting things like that or the twolice will suspend your account."

Twolice by Matt Windle poet October 15, 2020

Pharry Magones 

/ˈfari'ma'gəʊnz/

A portmanteau of the names Harry Maguire and Phil Jones. Used as a derogatory term for a person that is useless at football.

"That player can't even make a simple pass. He's a Pharry Magones, he is!"

Pharry Magones by Matt Windle poet October 14, 2020

Rexpert 

/ˈrɛkspə t/

A boxing fan that has never boxed a day in their life and believe that they are far more knowledgeable about the sport than what they actually are. They consistently use the boxing database 'BoxRec' in order to sound more informed about particular fighters when discussing boxing with their peers.

"He would have you believe that he's a specialist on the sport but really he's nothing but a rexpert."

Rexpert by Matt Windle poet October 13, 2020

Tiva 

/ˈti və/

a person who is temperamental and difficult to please when making them a cup of tea.

"I made his tea exactly how he asked for it and he still doesn't like it. The man is a right tiva!"

Tiva by Matt Windle poet October 13, 2020

Nillionaire

/nɪljəˈnɛ /

A person that acts like they have a lot of money but really they are broke.

"He's always posting pictures of designer products on his Instagram like he's rich or something but he hardly has a penny to his name. The guy is a nillionaire."

Nillionaire by Matt Windle poet October 11, 2020

REP

/rɛp/

An acronym for the repetition of a set of exercises.

Real
Evidence of
Progress

"Real Evidence of Progress was demonstrated with each additional REP"

REP by Matt Windle poet October 11, 2020

Strafro 

/str'afrəʊ/

A person with straight hair so thick that its layers appear to grow outwards rather than downwards.

"I can't wait to go to the barbers, my hair looks like a strafro at the moment."

Strafro by Matt Windle poet October 11, 2020