Superlamendous

/su ˈpə ləˈmɛndəs/

the sensation that you feel when your child does well at a sporting event.

Their daughter won her first boxing match and they both felt superlamendous.

by Matt Windle poet February 26, 2021

Confaux

/kənˈfəʊ/

a disingenuous conversation that a person creates immediately prior to asking for a favour.

"The preamble was sheer confaux."

by Matt Windle poet March 29, 2021

Greeps

/ɡri ps/

a person's followers on the social media application Instagram.

"He told his greeps he was going to Anthony Joshua's next fight."

by Matt Windle poet March 02, 2021

Lowdram

/ləʊ/drʌm/

People that enjoy little to no drama in their life.

"I want a relaxing life filled with happiness and lowdram."

by Matt Windle poet October 10, 2020

Twolice

/twəˈli s/

The Twitter police. The people that run Twitter and decide who to suspend and permanently ban for 'inappropriate' or 'offensive' tweets.

"You better be careful posting things like that or the twolice will suspend your account."

by Matt Windle poet October 15, 2020

Crile

/crʌɪl/
form one's features into a sad, disappointed or unhappy expression, typically with the corners of the mouth turned downwards. A sad face without a frown or tears.

"The disappointment of not getting their own way caused their face to crile."

"After reading a nasty message, their face criled for the remainder of the day."

"Turn that crile, into a smile!"

by Matt Windle poet October 10, 2020

Newshunty

/nju z/hʌnty/

a person that contrives a situation to gain media exposure.

"He's dying to be back in the papers. He's so newshunty."

by Matt Windle poet February 20, 2021