Matt Windle poet's definitions
by Matt Windle poet March 14, 2021

/kənˈfəʊ/
a disingenuous conversation that a person creates immediately prior to asking for a favour.
a disingenuous conversation that a person creates immediately prior to asking for a favour.
by Matt Windle poet March 29, 2021

by Matt Windle poet March 21, 2021

/klapəb(ə)ls/
the action of simultaneously striking the palms of (one's hands) together whilst saying a word, in order to determine the number of syllables that the word contains.
the action of simultaneously striking the palms of (one's hands) together whilst saying a word, in order to determine the number of syllables that the word contains.
by Matt Windle poet March 26, 2021

/bɒksəˈbɪlɪti/
1. allowing one to demonstrate a high skill set; either an innate or inborn talent or through
dedication and practice.
2. talent, skill or proficiency in the field of martial arts and hand-to-hand combat.
1. allowing one to demonstrate a high skill set; either an innate or inborn talent or through
dedication and practice.
2. talent, skill or proficiency in the field of martial arts and hand-to-hand combat.
by Matt Windle poet March 20, 2021

/ˈɪnhʊənsə/
a person with a modest social media following that refers to themself as an 'influencer.'
a person with a modest social media following that refers to themself as an 'influencer.'
by Matt Windle poet March 22, 2021

"I told him to bob and weave but even when he moves his head he gets punched. It's not so much bobbing and weaving as it is wobbing and beaving!"
by Matt Windle poet February 23, 2021
