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Matt Windle poet's definitions

Heart of Pyrite

a disingenuous and fake disposition.

Opposite: Heart of Gold.
"I thought that he was a nice guy but he's got a heart of pyrite."
by Matt Windle poet March 14, 2021
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Confaux

/kənˈfəʊ/

a disingenuous conversation that a person creates immediately prior to asking for a favour.
"The preamble was sheer confaux."
by Matt Windle poet March 29, 2021
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PWAP

/pwap/

a sudden loud noise caused by boxing gloves hitting against a punchbag.
The punch landed with a pwap.
by Matt Windle poet March 21, 2021
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Clapables

/klapəb(ə)ls/

the action of simultaneously striking the palms of (one's hands) together whilst saying a word, in order to determine the number of syllables that the word contains.
"How many syllables does the word 'newshunty' have? Lets use our clapables to work it out.
by Matt Windle poet March 26, 2021
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Boxability

/bɒksəˈbɪlɪti/

1. allowing one to demonstrate a high skill set; either an innate or inborn talent or through

dedication and practice.

2. talent, skill or proficiency in the field of martial arts and hand-to-hand combat.
"His boxability is like no one I've ever seen"
by Matt Windle poet March 20, 2021
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Inwhoencer

/ˈɪnhʊənsə/

a person with a modest social media following that refers to themself as an 'influencer.'
This guy with 50 followers is calling himself an 'influencer' but he's more of a 'inwhoencer.'
by Matt Windle poet March 22, 2021
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Wobbing and Beaving

a failed attempt to successfully use the boxing defence technique of 'bobbing and weaving.'
"I told him to bob and weave but even when he moves his head he gets punched. It's not so much bobbing and weaving as it is wobbing and beaving!"
by Matt Windle poet February 23, 2021
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