Matt Holley's definitions

assfro

(n.) to have an above normal amount of hair on the glutes

My date was so hot, and after I got down her pants, I discovered a tremendous assfro.

by Matt Holley November 4, 2003

Blumpkin extrodinaire

(n.) the act of a female giving oral sex to the chodal area of a male, while he is taking a shit

As I finally sat on my throne, Mrs. Smith stopped by for a blumpkin extrodinaire

by Matt Holley November 4, 2003

Fromunderbutter

(n.) the stenchy sweat, found beneath the male scrotum

When I removed my boxers, I was appalled by the sweet smell of fromunderbutter!

by Matt Holley November 4, 2003

cameltosis

(n.) medical term.; derived from Latin "cama" for camel, and "tosio" for vagina. Refers to a woman suffering from camel toe.

In her tights, it was apparent that Lindsay had a mild case of cameltosis.

by Matt Holley November 4, 2003