Matt D. Underwood's definitions

Fartnado

When two or more people around someone fart around the same time causing the stink from their farts to meet at that person and making a super cloud of stink like when the cold and warm fronts of a tornado meet.

Oh man, it stinks so bad over here. I must be caught in a fartnado.

by Matt D. Underwood March 2, 2008

dongdow

The opening in front of boxers that is a window for the wearer's dong. Not to be confused with a cocket.

Gross! Close your dongdow man. I can see your whole package with it open.

by Matt D. Underwood March 2, 2008

splash attack

The process in which someone takes a handful of cooze and throws it onto someone, preferable onto the face. The thrower must yell "Splash Attack!" while doing so. Can be performed by a male or female.

Girl: What are you doing with that cooze?
Guy: Uh...uh...SPLASH ATTACK!
Girl: I swear to gwad you're sleeping on the couch tonight!

by Matt D. Underwood April 23, 2008

Shichter Scale

A scale ranging from 1, being the lowest, to 10, being the highest, that indicates the intensity of the smell radiating from a shit.

Oh God...that shit smells awful. That's at least a 7 on the Shichter Scale.

by Matt D. Underwood July 5, 2008