michigan

A girl who has a nice body, but an ugly face. I.E. Good uniform bad helmet, referring to the University of Michigan football helmets and uniforms.

Wow, that bitch is a Michigan!

by matt March 11, 2005

the doors

They made really nice songs and had an organ, they also made songs with no meaning but people would read too deep into them.
the wasp is probably their best song

no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn

by matt March 13, 2004

beachiness

Particles from the beach, that remain on your skin, even after leaving the beach.

When Katie and Jen left the beach, they had beachiness all up in there vagina.

by Matt June 11, 2004

Bloodbath

A comical historical term for a battle with many deaths

My nickname :P

The battle of artops was a bloodbath!

yo bloodbath

by matt May 13, 2005

farg

alternate for "fuck"

What the farg are you talking about?
It's farging hot in here.
I am going to farg the shit out of that chick.

by Matt December 03, 2003

crusty

when you do not wipe your ass for a month them pour lotion in your ass crack and let it sit for a week. this causes a crust that needs a jackhammer to remove it is so thick and hard

after that shit i didnt wipe and now i have ass crust

by matt November 22, 2003

old man

your dad

Father

by matt February 13, 2003