monotone matt

the baddest mothafuckin voice in the world

drew: look, it's monotone matt!
girls: yeah i know, he's making us hot

by matt October 10, 2004

ballernous

Full of ball; A baller who likes to ball; One who is especially characterized as one who balls;

An MBP is ballernous.

by Matt April 16, 2003

Chicken Chaser

(n) a novice hero; an apprentice; one not worthy of praise or renown

"Oy, look at the chicken chaser, not much of a hero is he?"

by Matt November 02, 2004

plurt

The sound of which a penguin is said to make.

"Plurt!" said the penguin.

by Matt December 11, 2004

shananigans

Something you scream while jacking off.

SHANANIGANS ksdjfk skfsdkfj !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Matt December 15, 2004

g4

A Television network that took great joy in acquiring TechTv only to utterly destroy it in less than a year. A perfect example of the continuing trend of the dumbing down of america, it is unlikely that g4 will finish out the year as it has lower ratings than the tv guide channel and the golf network. This is due in part to the fact that G4's target demographic (males 12-34) finds that channel simply ridiculous.

Bob: I would like to lose 5 million brain cells today...

Joe: Well bob, just turn g4.

by matt March 24, 2005

g4

A television network that has no soul. Enjoyed acquiring techtv and destroying it in less then a year, g4 is just another exaple of the continuing trend of the dumbing down of america. They fail to realize that, in fact, their target demographics (males 12-34) think the channel is utterly pathetic.

g4 has lower ratings than the tv guide channel and the golf network. G4 will soon be out of business.

by matt March 23, 2005