road tomato

Performing oral sex on a woman with her period in a moving vehicle.

"I can't believe Kevin gave that bitch road tomato in my car," said Matt.

by Matt August 25, 2003

toolchest

A female version of a toolbox.

She's such a toolchest, she deserved to get fired.

by Matt February 07, 2004

officer lardly

1)term for a fat ma witha hooked nose. Generally looks down on people.
2) A fat idiot who polices others and cant fit in if he tries.

officer Lardly cant landa date if he tried.

by Matt December 16, 2004

negroids

All NAtural ability in an African AMerican.

man 1: Hes not buff cuz hes taking steroids, hes got negroids, its alll natural....

by matt September 29, 2005

beaver bash

The act of having 2 strippers at a bachelor party straddle the grooms head and bash there beavers into his ears. The other party attendees drop $1 bills into the bash area and the strippers bash harder and harder. The grand finale is the anus bash, which ends the beaver bash.

This is not enjoyable for the bashy, but fun for the $1 bill droppers as they get to see beaver slammed violently against the grooms ears!

At C's bachelor pary C and R got beaver bashed. M and P watched in amazement and added the term "Beaver Bash" into there vocabulary.

by Matt July 21, 2008

mizilk

milk

Like: get me some mizilk foo

by Matt April 18, 2003

Fender

No, this is not part of a car, that is a bumper.

'Fender-Bender' wtf is that

by Matt March 04, 2005