Matt's definitions

hagn

Have A Good Night.
Have a Great Night.

He told all his friends to hagn.

by matt August 29, 2005

waterfall

when a girl hovers over a guys back while he is lying down and pisses on his back

man, i nailed this chick and then she gave me a freaky waterfall.

by matt May 13, 2005

starbucks

A national coffee chain that promotes a "home-like atmosphere" in their stores. Many people consider their coffee and espresso drinks over-priced, and for the most part they're right. Their coffee makers are... decent, but they're the real rip-off, not the coffee; you'd be better off paying half the price for a Cuisinart, which would work just as well, if not better. If you want to invest in this company, you have to go through NASDAQ and not NYSE.

Interesting fact: there are about 200 Starbucks in New York City and about 90 in my hometown of Houston. Now THAT'S a helluva lot of coffee.

I personally like Starbucks' whole bean coffees. When you buy a pound of beans from them, it's pretty much the same as 2 half pound bags of coffee beans from a grocery store. And they stay fresh for a much longer time, so I guess that's where the extra money goes.

by Matt April 25, 2005

Guac

Used to describe a trick ass hoe.

your girlfriend, your mom, your grandma

by matt December 28, 2004

gew

Word used in place of saying "Jew" so that others around you dont know what your talking about.

"God your such of Gew. You wont give me any money"

by Matt April 5, 2004

chavisham

dwelling place for the scum of the earth

"oi boi like dunnai innit down chavisham boi"

by matt October 18, 2004

brown clown

A euphonism for anal sex.

I going to introduce her to the brown clown tonight.

by Matt June 19, 2006