Definitions by Matt

harf

The sound of a dog barking at a brick wall. (Or the general sound of a dog barking.)

Your speech is as relevant as a dog barking at a brick wall, "Harf! Harf! Harf!"

harf by Matt January 9, 2004

puertoitaleinideish 

A child whos parents come from the nationalities of the following: Puerto Rican, Italian, Native American, and Irish. This is for breeding purposes only to make the best babies possible.

Matt and Danielle have intertwined their DNA to have puertoitaleindeish children

puertoitaleinideish by Matt January 8, 2004

rj 

short for Rim job

so what if i didn't wipe, give me an rj!

rj by matt January 8, 2004

shat 

Best group ever

1.Group who rocks, made songs called: i got a boner and i wanna bone her, lick my balls then my ass, band whore, i fuck my pillow, wht the fuck do you think christina aguilara is doing right now?, i threw up on her cunt, early morning hard on, and countless other classics

2. past tense of "SHIT"

3. censored way of saying "shit"

4. stuff

5. abbreviation of William Shatner

1. SHAT is the greatest group ever, listen to the best of shat at barnsandnoble.com

shat by matt January 7, 2004

bummit

Vomit Squirting from one's Butthole.

The Bummit Just kept on Flying!

bummit by Matt January 5, 2004

the clap

gonorrhoea, a common venereal disease caused by the bacterium Neisseria gonorrhoeae; symptoms are painful urination and pain around the urethra

Ugh, dude you have the clap!

the clap by Matt January 5, 2004

grand slam 

A foursome. Where as 'hitting a home run' means scoring with one chick, a grand slam means four runs so four chicks.

"I hit a grand slam home run last night."

grand slam by matt January 5, 2004