Matt's definitions

a flute

The process of resinating a bowl of cannabis through the carburetor.

it's kicked? pass that piece over here i'm gonna flute it.

by matt November 15, 2003

roadboner

when you get a boner driving down the highway due to road vibrations. usually starts when thinking about sex coupled with big bump in road. can be quite annoying

i was driving my big rig and thinking about my one-night stand last night. now i got a hella roadboner

by matt August 22, 2004

period

the time of the monthe when gurls get bitchy beyond belief and scream at everything that moves.

all of my female friends get their period at the same time. so for a week out of the month, every1s pissed at each other. its really gay...

by matt January 24, 2005

STFU

Sink The Fat U-Boats

none needed...i hope

by matt March 27, 2004

ashlee simpson

1: The utter epitome of "fake", "wannabe", and "poser" all in the same instance.

Wow, even Billy Idol was no ashlee simposn.

by Matt May 13, 2005

vindictive

A quality or state of which aims to hurt others, or get revenge after being hurt by somebodies actions; somebody who always wants the last word.

Chris and I had an argument, I am being vindictive by getting back at him and not talking to him.

by Matt February 18, 2004

miss das

Pakistani lunchroom supervisor. Known for pronouncing 'Thomas' like 'dumbass'.

I'ts 12:25 and still you are eating!? You've had enOUUUFF time to eat!

Dumbass! Get back to your desk.

Mummaddd.... peenut buttair?

by matt November 17, 2004