Definitions by Matt

ringnut 

Obsessed fan of the LOrd of the Rings movies. Comes from the word Wingnut which is the production company. Similar to trekkie and star wars geek.

Shawn has seen Two Towers 83 times. He is a Ringnut.

ringnut by matt October 17, 2004

Cake 

1) A sweet pastry used for numerous occasions/parties.
2) To describe somoething very easy.
3) A very kick-ass band from Sacramento, CA. Very original sound, and a great live show. Current albums (in order) are: Motorcade of Generosity, Fashion Nugget, Prolonging the Magic, Comfort Eagle, and their newest album Pressure Chief.

1) Wow, that cake's delicious!
2) That test was cake and I didn't even study.
3) Cake is such an awesome band. I just came back from a concert of theirs and WOW!

Cake by Matt October 17, 2004

alpha 

The best. A state of awesomeness or something that is the most awesome.

Dude! That weed was ALPHA!

alpha by matt October 16, 2004

refl 

A variation on "rofl" which is stupid and sounds like crap.
Refl is easier to say.

Guy: I think your sister died
Other Guy: refl

refl by Matt October 15, 2004

dirty santa 

somewhat like a dirty sanchez. It's when a guy blows his load in his girl during anal sex then wipes his schlong on the girls face to make a white beard like santa.

I gave my girlfriend Mallory a dirty santa last night.

dirty santa by Matt October 13, 2004

baston 

Word that New Englanders cant pronounce the word is BOSTON but those freaking idiots cant speak proper english this shit is funny cuz they are dumbasses

Go Baston Redsax

Im a complete idiot cuz im from Baston

The Baston Red Sox suck ass compared to the Yankees

baston by Matt October 13, 2004

monotone matt 

the baddest mothafuckin voice in the world

drew: look, it's monotone matt!
girls: yeah i know, he's making us hot

monotone matt by matt October 10, 2004