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Portland Rug-burn

A skin burn you receive on your penis after getting an armpit job from a liberal Portland women
That girl I met at the Palestine rally gave me a Portland rug-burn after
by Matpall January 23, 2026
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Eskimo cousins

When you finger or eat out a girl your homie cracked
Nick and I aren’t quite Eskimo brothers but we are definitely Eskimo cousins.
by Matpall February 1, 2026
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Oscar special

When you have sex in the dirty bathroom of a club with a girl who’s name you don’t know.
I gave this girl an Oscar special last night
by Matpall February 1, 2026
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Potty Pounder

Your friend that has a tendency to have sweaty drunk sex in bathrooms.
My friend Oscar is a fucking Potty Pounder
by Matpall February 3, 2026
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Spider man walk

When a girl with cum on her face walks in a public space
That girl did a spider man walk on the first week of school
by Matpall February 3, 2026
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