Definitions by Matpall

Mr Blue

The name of the dildo your homies crazy ex makes him use on her after his cock is too limp and tired.

She made me use Mr blue again dude

Mr Blue by Matpall April 27, 2026

Spider man walk

When a girl with cum on her face walks in a public space

That girl did a spider man walk on the first week of school

Spider man walk by Matpall February 3, 2026

Potty Pounder

Your friend that has a tendency to have sweaty drunk sex in bathrooms.

My friend Oscar is a fucking Potty Pounder

Potty Pounder by Matpall February 3, 2026

Oscar special

When you have sex in the dirty bathroom of a club with a girl who’s name you don’t know.

I gave this girl an Oscar special last night

Oscar special by Matpall February 1, 2026

Eskimo cousins

When you finger or eat out a girl your homie cracked

Nick and I aren’t quite Eskimo brothers but we are definitely Eskimo cousins.

Eskimo cousins by Matpall February 1, 2026

Portland Rug-burn

A skin burn you receive on your penis after getting an armpit job from a liberal Portland women

That girl I met at the Palestine rally gave me a Portland rug-burn after

Portland Rug-burn by Matpall January 23, 2026