Matpall 's definitions

Portland Rug-burn

A skin burn you receive on your penis after getting an armpit job from a liberal Portland women

That girl I met at the Palestine rally gave me a Portland rug-burn after

by Matpall January 23, 2026

Eskimo cousins

When you finger or eat out a girl your homie cracked

Nick and I aren’t quite Eskimo brothers but we are definitely Eskimo cousins.

by Matpall February 1, 2026

Oscar special

When you have sex in the dirty bathroom of a club with a girl who’s name you don’t know.

I gave this girl an Oscar special last night

by Matpall February 1, 2026

Potty Pounder

Your friend that has a tendency to have sweaty drunk sex in bathrooms.

My friend Oscar is a fucking Potty Pounder

by Matpall February 3, 2026

Spider man walk

When a girl with cum on her face walks in a public space

That girl did a spider man walk on the first week of school

by Matpall February 3, 2026