Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Matpall

Begging for a treat

When someone is demanding attention through jestermaxing

The name of the dildo your homies crazy ex makes him use on her after his cock is too limp and tired.

She made me use Mr blue again dude

Mr Blue by Matpall April 27, 2026

When a girl with cum on her face walks in a public space

That girl did a spider man walk on the first week of school

Your friend that has a tendency to have sweaty drunk sex in bathrooms.

When you have sex in the dirty bathroom of a club with a girl who’s name you don’t know.

When you finger or eat out a girl your homie cracked

Nick and I aren’t quite Eskimo brothers but we are definitely Eskimo cousins.

A skin burn you receive on your penis after getting an armpit job from a liberal Portland women

That girl I met at the Palestine rally gave me a Portland rug-burn after