MatT's definitions

jinkiest

geekiest

enough said if you need an example go find the geekiest group of people. They are also known as D&D players.

by Matt September 7, 2003

LAX

The firey gates to hell

"welcome to los angeles"

by Matt September 7, 2003

nuclear weapon

1)weapon that splits atoms at an exponential rate releasing a fucking shit load of energy and incinerating stupid people and leveling an extremely large blast radius. It also releases an electromagnetic pulse that will shut down power to anything that just didn't take the fucking clue and turn into dust.
2)Jekei's ass

"Nagasaki got 0wn3d with nuclear fucking weapons!"
"Jekei's ass nuked johns toilet and keith puked due to the demonic fumes left in the air."

by Matt September 7, 2003

nut butter

semen, cum, sperm, splooge, anything ejaculated from the penis that comes from the nut, or scrotum.

My nut butter went all over josh's face

by matt September 7, 2003

Forrest Gump

1)person - Forrest Gump- Showed LBJ his butt, Fought in Viet Nam, started a shrimp company, just kept running
2)Pulling something off with pure ignorance and luck.

1) Forrest Gump sure does like chocolates
2)You Forrest Gumped your way through college you bastard. Dude you totally Forrest Gumped your way into her pants!

by Matt September 8, 2003

Wooh

A sign of excitement, used by hyperactive people and their friends. The correct spelling of woo. Must be applied in the appropriate manner otherwise people's heads get chopped off by the mad axe ladies of the south.

Grizzly, Jackaroo and Mr A were having a picnic. Suddenly Mr A turns around.
Mr A: My head just exploded.
Grizzly and Jackaroo: Wooh!

by Matt September 15, 2003

Baccon

It's the Po-Po..5-0..Piggy..doughnut loving S.O.B..COPS

I smell Baccon!!!

by Matt September 16, 2003