MatT's definitions

trucks

They are the device that attaches the wheels to the skateboard.

When he grinds, his trucks throw sparks!

by Matt May 13, 2005

Numpty

Known throughout Essex as "A Morgan"

I'll just have to bin and grear it
Having a laugh at my suspense

by Matt June 14, 2004

pi

A number having no end. Pi is proof of an immortal mathematical phenomena and that a phenomena can have no end. If Pi is a never ending number than it has endless data and the true number of Pi cannot be stored in any computer or memorized by any brain (except by the brain of God).

And just for kicks
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982

by Matt March 7, 2004

The mars volta

Great band, great lyrics, great music. Great. Lyrics werent written by cedric but by omar

The mars volta > you

by Matt June 11, 2006

gonasyphilaids

An advance form of an STD with multiple symptons.

That bitch slept around so much, she probably has gonasyphilaids

by Matt May 15, 2004

roflmfaowrotflmfaosm

rolling on the floor laughing my f'ing ass off while rolling on the floor laughing my f'ing ass off some more.

Matt: ROFLMFAOWROTFLMFAOSM!
Phil: Those poor, poor indians...

by Matt December 30, 2004

oralgummy

The ancient Chinese art of having a toothless crack hoe perform oral sex on you.

I got great oralgummy from this crack hoe.

by Matt March 26, 2004