pidkim

"pole dancing kink master"

Short female that poledances and is very annoying. The Master of Kinkyness.

Man, that annoying bitch won't leave me alone. She's such a pidkim!

by Matt January 28, 2005

Satay

A kind of Thai Food, like a kebab. Also a violent term, ie. to rough up, fuck up, or dropkick.

"Nick tried jacking my dope, so I'm gonna satay his ass at Alan's house later"

by Matt December 05, 2003

mook blaster

a squirt gun filled with liquid shit.

aww man, I just got squirted with a mook blaster. that's why I smell so bad. aww damn, it smells like CiCi's pizza.

by Matt April 10, 2004

pokey jabby

What we use to mix a bowl of partially smoked ganja. Usually a screwdriver of some sort or a pair of tweezers.

The bowl ain't done... let me pull out my pokey jabby.

by matt February 20, 2005

anal orphius

N.having a huge ass, other terms...rumbus bootus and gludius maximus.

That anal orphius is rotund!!!

by matt March 18, 2004

mmmgay

Expression used to say how "gay" something is but masked with a "mmm" at the begining so it isnt to obvious.

Used mostly in classroom. Yet now many know what it is and how now lost its effect

Teacher: "tonights homeworks is..."
Student: "mmmgay?"
Teacher: "What did you say?"
Student: "Nothing."
everyone laughes at teachers stupidity.

by Matt April 05, 2004

Bovved

"I'm not bovved", "Bovved"

I'm not bothered, meaning, i don't mind either way.

by Matt March 24, 2005