MatT's definitions

tapitolize

Making one's move on an "opportunity". In strict reference toward a person sexually attractive.

YO. Imma tapitolize on that chick over there, she fine.

by Matt April 6, 2005

Saaked

To promote something. Talk something up and then not follow through with it. To let people down

Arsenal saaked themselves out of the treble this year

by Matt May 7, 2004

venetian snares

A drum made in Venice.

Man, boost the mids on the Venetian snare. It's barely cutting through the mix with all that accordion.

by Matt May 22, 2004

shadoingdoing

Penis, dick, cock, one-eyed monster, shmeckle, pecker, johnson.

Mary likes to play with Billy's shadoingdoing after school before her parents get home.

Ernest's mom caught him stroking his shadoingdoing while watching an episode of The View.

by Matt March 11, 2007

Idaho Shake

To take a shit on one leg and with the other leg dip your foot in the shit and smear all over someones face

Im going to pull an idaho skae on yur ass

by matt January 14, 2004

warrant wagon

A vehicle full of black people in it.

Holy shit that's a warrant wagon if I've ever seen one! (As a car full of black people drives by)

by Matt November 26, 2003

fashionably incognito

The state of one's dress when wearing dark-colored yet trendy/fashionable clothes at night so as to remain inconspicuous.

Person 1: Dude look, I'm wearing my Oakleys and my black cashmere Gap sweater and matching scarf, nobody can see me.
Person 2: Dude you're fashionably incognito! Like ohmygawd, where did you get those shoes??

by matt January 5, 2005