Definitions by Masturbatorium lover

Pro Ass Shop 

A Pro Ass Shop is a rip-off sex store of pro bass shop. They sell mighty cocks.

Jay: Hey wanna go to Pro Bass Shop they sell poles and hooks?

Navied: Nah let’s go to Pro Ass Shop they sell hookers on polls!!

Pro Ass Shop by Masturbatorium lover June 3, 2021

Carson Cock 

Big juicy mighty triumphant and majestic Cock. Normal length is 69 inches. Full chubbed is 429 inches.. HE CAN LAST HOURS

Emily: hey did you see the Carson cock last night?
Riley: yeah I rode it and it felt great!!!

Carson Cock by Masturbatorium lover June 2, 2021

Masturbatorium 

A masturbatorium is a dank and dark basement . A masturbatorium consists of a lightbulb in the middle of the room under the lightbulb is a three legged stool. You can invite many friends but only three minutes at a time you are not allowed make any noise. There are many festivals and coming of age ceremonies that are held at a masturbatorium. Fuck you🍆🤏🏻🖕

Hey Navied you want to hit the masturbatorium after school, I brought snacks?

Masturbatorium by Masturbatorium lover June 1, 2021