Carson Cock

Big juicy mighty triumphant and majestic Cock. Normal length is 69 inches. Full chubbed is 429 inches.. HE CAN LAST HOURS

Emily: hey did you see the Carson cock last night?
Riley: yeah I rode it and it felt great!!!

by Masturbatorium lover June 02, 2021

Pro Ass Shop

A Pro Ass Shop is a rip-off sex store of pro bass shop. They sell mighty cocks.

Jay: Hey wanna go to Pro Bass Shop they sell poles and hooks?

Navied: Nah let’s go to Pro Ass Shop they sell hookers on polls!!

by Masturbatorium lover June 03, 2021

Masturbatorium

A masturbatorium is a dank and dark basement . A masturbatorium consists of a lightbulb in the middle of the room under the lightbulb is a three legged stool. You can invite many friends but only three minutes at a time you are not allowed make any noise. There are many festivals and coming of age ceremonies that are held at a masturbatorium. Fuck you🍆🤏🏻🖕

Hey Navied you want to hit the masturbatorium after school, I brought snacks?

by Masturbatorium lover June 01, 2021