Mastered Rimmer's definitions

Acorn in a bush

When a man has a lot of pubic hair and a small penis, it can look like an acorn in a bush.

I should probably shave my pubes and balls tonight, i have a cute date, and I don’t want it to look like a have an Acorn in a bush.

by Mastered Rimmer May 14, 2020

Queer Cum

When your cum appears to be yellow in color.

I had queer cum last night, it was soo cool!

by Mastered Rimmer May 14, 2020

Floridian Frozen Salami

When you put ice inside a girls pussy and wait for it to melt, after it melts you fuck her.

I used the new Floridian frozen salami technique on my girl last night, it was RAW!

by Mastered Rimmer May 14, 2020

Lingie

When you suck your own penis until you cum in your mouth.

Call me weird, but I decided to lingie myself last night.

by Mastered Rimmer May 14, 2020