Mastered Rimmer's definitions

Acorn in a bush

When a man has a lot of pubic hair and a small penis, it can look like an acorn in a bush.

I should probably shave my pubes and balls tonight, i have a cute date, and I don’t want it to look like a have an Acorn in a bush.

by Mastered Rimmer May 14, 2020

Lingie

When you suck your own penis until you cum in your mouth.

Call me weird, but I decided to lingie myself last night.

by Mastered Rimmer May 14, 2020

Queer Cum

When your cum appears to be yellow in color.

I had queer cum last night, it was soo cool!

by Mastered Rimmer May 14, 2020

Floridian Frozen Salami

When you put ice inside a girls pussy and wait for it to melt, after it melts you fuck her.

I used the new Floridian frozen salami technique on my girl last night, it was RAW!

by Mastered Rimmer May 14, 2020