Definitions by Masterbating Monkey

laying the mayo

When a man pulls out his junk then the other guy lay's his sperm on the other guys penis. ( cock , dick , dick-hole).

1. Jerry layed on that dude last night.

2. The mayo was fresh.

( laying the mayo )

A male who's beard looks like the unshaven pubic region of an Amazonian woman.

"Good God....look at Del's Pubebeard"