Lumberjacks are the second most awesome people group, after Pirates, and before Ninjas.
Real Lumberjacks have an ax and existed long ago and wear flannel, suspenders, and pants. They have hairy faces and kick ass. They will cut down any forest easy, because they are awesome.
Fake Lumberjacks are the modern day lumberjacks who wear bright orange and they use chainsaws because they are too weak to use an ax. They also eat lots of flapjacks. Sing and breakdance.
The most awesome lumberjack ever was Paul Bunyan, he was kickass.
A lumberjack's ax is NOT spelled with an e like "axe". Only norsemen had axes.
Real Lumberjacks have an ax and existed long ago and wear flannel, suspenders, and pants. They have hairy faces and kick ass. They will cut down any forest easy, because they are awesome.
Fake Lumberjacks are the modern day lumberjacks who wear bright orange and they use chainsaws because they are too weak to use an ax. They also eat lots of flapjacks. Sing and breakdance.
The most awesome lumberjack ever was Paul Bunyan, he was kickass.
A lumberjack's ax is NOT spelled with an e like "axe". Only norsemen had axes.
by master stghm January 23, 2005
Girl in the "color guard" who swings a metal pole with some fabric attached to it called a "flag" and often "accidentially" hits a musician just because all they can do is wave a flag.
by Master stghm September 26, 2004
A new kind of head phone that is just two earplugs with speakers in them. They are very small and will frequently fall out of your ears. So get traditional headphones, instead of the new kind wear the brace goes around the back of your head or the ones where they fallout of connect around your earlobe. Classic headphones pwn!
Me: Stop using that crap you idiot they just keep falling out of your ears!
Idiot: Nuh-uh! Not if I just hold them in.
Me: *I uppercut the idiot and he explodes 4 times.
Idiot: Nuh-uh! Not if I just hold them in.
Me: *I uppercut the idiot and he explodes 4 times.
by master stghm February 05, 2005
1. Leader of a sled dog team a long time ago who led the team to get an antitoxin back to nome to cure a diptheria epidemic.
2. Movie made in the ninties based on a true story. Stars a
Wolfdog named Balto who doesn't know what he is.
A russian goose who is Balto's mentor.
A hot dog named Jenna who is Balto's girl friend.
Two polar bears - muk and luk
Steele - A sled dog leader who wants nothing but glory and hates balto.
and many others
2. Movie made in the ninties based on a true story. Stars a
Wolfdog named Balto who doesn't know what he is.
A russian goose who is Balto's mentor.
A hot dog named Jenna who is Balto's girl friend.
Two polar bears - muk and luk
Steele - A sled dog leader who wants nothing but glory and hates balto.
and many others
I remember when Balto led came to Clevland, little timmy!
When can we buy Balto, the best movie ever made, on dvd? This tape sucks.
When can we buy Balto, the best movie ever made, on dvd? This tape sucks.
by master stghm April 04, 2004