your grandma

Your first lay

I wouldn't brag about losing my virginity to my grandma, you jackass.

by Master of Girth April 04, 2003

Sculptor

Anybody that takes a shit

I am a great sculptor

by Master of Girth April 04, 2003

shit breath

someone who's breath smells like your ass

Stay away from me, Shitbreath

by Master of Girth April 04, 2003

Sixty-Eight

A short ass pussy dude who is too fucking short to do a sixty-nine

Hey pussy . . . how was your sixty-eight last night with your cum craving wimp?

by Master of Girth April 04, 2003

Mouthful

What I am to a woman

Shit, Bitch . . . I could sure give you a mouthful.

by Master of Girth April 04, 2003