Definitions by Master of Girth

fencepost 

a nickname for my cock

I have a huge fencepost

fencepost by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

your grandma 

Your first lay

I wouldn't brag about losing my virginity to my grandma, you jackass.

your grandma by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

You gotta be fucking kidding me 

the first thought that comes in the head of an Emergency room physician when attending to a college girl who has just come in to the E.R. attempting to explain that the reason she has a cucumber broken off up in her twat is because she was making a salad in the buff, slipped, and fell on top of it.

thought: "Oh . . . you gotta be fucking kidding me"

You gotta be fucking kidding me by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Mud plowing 

what one gay guy is doing when his penis is in the asshole of another gay guy

Hey, Bruuuuuucccce. You want to do sssssssome mud plowing on me honey?

Mud plowing by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

shit breath 

someone who's breath smells like your ass

Stay away from me, Shitbreath

shit breath by Master of Girth April 4, 2003