Master of Girth's definitions

shit breath

someone who's breath smells like your ass

Stay away from me, Shitbreath

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

fencepost

a nickname for my cock

I have a huge fencepost

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Mud plowing

what one gay guy is doing when his penis is in the asshole of another gay guy

Hey, Bruuuuuucccce. You want to do sssssssome mud plowing on me honey?

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

your grandma

Your first lay

I wouldn't brag about losing my virginity to my grandma, you jackass.

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Pancake Batter

the thick, tary shit left on the upper portion of a toilet bowl even after the toilet has been flushed.

Dude . . . you should have seen the pancake batter I left behind at that McDonalds.

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003