Master Tonberry's definitions

Tongue Depressor

An instrument that doctors love to gag kids with. Resembles a giant popsicle stick.

That doctor must have gagged at least 100 kids today with his tongue depressor of doom.

by Master Tonberry December 7, 2004

Do not eat that dirt

A reverse psychology trick Edd used on Ed.

Edd: Listen carefully. Do not eat that dirt.

Ed: (looks at the pile of dirt and chuckles... then starts wolfing down the dirt).

by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005

Shallow

A disease that more than 90% of all girls have. Girls will go out with tall, hot guy even if he's a jerkwad.

More than 90% of all girls are shallow.

by Master Tonberry December 7, 2004

Sapphire WEAPON

The least recognized WEAPON in FF7, mainly because you don't get to fight it. Its the one that attacks Junon Harbor and gets its head blown off by the Cannon.

Sapphire WEAPON's head was blown off by the big Cannon at Junon Harbor.

by Master Tonberry February 6, 2005