3 definitions by Master Joie

1) Bitch who believes the "pleasure" of giving her gifts is its own reward and never gives a grain of respect in return.

2) Bitch who accepts gifts from people she does not like.
For this reason above, friends regardless of gender should never make any gifts for each other in any form including such simple as tickets for beer. The exception to this rule is for families and engaged couples. Thanks to this rule you avoid a birthday whore 99% of time.
by Master Joie March 22, 2011
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1) A person who believes the "pleasure" of giving him or her gifts is its own reward and never returns a favor or respect.

2) A bitchy person who accepts gifts from people he/she does not like.
Marta is a gift whore. She accepts presents from people she talks behind their back.

Ben loathes at gay dudes, but accepts and keeps gifts from them. What a gift whore!

In general, gift whores are dishonest and will keep whatever they can. While it is immoral, it is legal because a gift cannot be under a contract.
by Master Joie March 24, 2011
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Feeling of disgust or contempt toward facebook. You feel the world would be much better if facebook never existed or existed in a form such as Linkedin.

You hate adding friends for popularity contents, you hate having "friends" revealing all of what's going on with their life while they are not really your friends and never talk to you. You feel your list of friends is a sort of address book with too much information. You feel a world was much better for ex-es (ex-friend, ex-boyfriend, ex-girlfriend, ex-wife etc) when Facebook did not exist, especially for lonely people with broken hearts. Facebook feels too clingy, too invasive and too overwhelming. You feel Facebook became too big.

You feel a contempt to Facebook as Bruce Willis in one movie toward Surrogates.
- Mark is facebookphobic because he thinks Facebook makes too much distractions in making friends in real life and avoiding enemies.

-How do you save humanity when the only thing that's real is you?

- People with facebookphobia avoid facebook as much as possible

- Facebook profiles are online version of surrogates from a Bruce Willis movie. People appear to be what they are not in the real life.
by Master Joie September 14, 2010
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