Roman Soldier

You take your cock, then place it over top of the nose alligned to replicate a old style army helemt the Roman's used to wear in battle.

"did you give her a roman soldier?"

by Mason Beveridge February 24, 2004

Burnettes

Burnettes are the smarter of the women, but they still end up at the stove no matter what color hair.

"I got my burnette sucking like a hover, she clicks faster then your blonde"

"My blonde is stupider then the brass pot she cooks with"

by Mason Beveridge February 23, 2004

Remedial

The nice way to call someone "retarded". usually used by teachers in school.

"You see that kid Mason there Bob?"

"Yes..."

"Hes Remedial"

"O dear..."

by Mason Beveridge February 23, 2004

Fucken Eh

The way canadians say "fuck"

"Did you see that, fucken eh?"

by Mason Beveridge February 23, 2004

alabama swamp ass

A smelly fluid that secretes from hillbillys after they run after supper

"Man pa, yous sure does smely likes swammp ass"

by Mason Beveridge September 28, 2003

Weak Sauce

When something is weak, but more then weak.

"Fucken eh, that party was weak sauce"

by Mason Beveridge March 01, 2004

Lame Sauce

Lame Sauce is something thta is more then lame, yet less then anything else

"That nice was lame sauce"

by Mason Beveridge February 22, 2004