Definitions by Masaj Marod

California Potato Chip 

Little dried chips of man chowder and pussy juice that you find stuck to the back seat of your car. Delicious with clam dip. Watch out for the BBQ version.

Don’t ride in his back seat because someone spilled a bag of California Potato Chips back there. You get pregnant or cut yourself.

California Potato Chip by Masaj Marod February 9, 2025

vagdagget 

aka pussy dingleberries. Little pieces of toilet paper and snatch cheese stuck between the lips and on the minge.

I tried to go down on her but the vagdaggets had taken over

vagdagget by Masaj Marod January 25, 2020

Dutch Elevator 

Farting in an empty elevator as you exit, leaving it for some poor, unsuspecting soul to enjoy.

Hey Paul, that Dutch Elevator is cruising up and down like a ghost net, waiting to snare some poor bastard.

Dutch Elevator by Masaj Marod June 21, 2019