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Maddisson

Someone said pure hellfire, the first person to comment on here was all right. She’s a first of her kind.
Maddisson.
by Maryjanesasshole July 18, 2024
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Regal Priss Spaz

Maddisson is a total regal priss spaz
by Maryjanesasshole August 4, 2025
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why don’t you just lick the ground

What you can say to (often sexually driven) territorial teenage wanna be soccer players.
-Maddisson Benay Martin
*Becky begins to look at Maddisson poorly hiding her repressed territorial aggression*
Maddisson: “ why don’t you just lick the ground if you want it so bad”
by Maryjanesasshole July 18, 2024
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The answer I gave all the children in my elementary classes. Would you?
A child turned to Maddisson. The excitement on their face comparable to her typical stance of life: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.
by Maryjanesasshole May 29, 2025
mugGet the A woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of woodmug.

decomposure

pre decomposition and not at critical stages of energy consumption resulting in mental confusion during stages of cognition and lack of clarity (often consistently) about self and surroundings.
He began to scream “I’m god”
Maddisson showed up “do you mean you are many, powerful, or comprehend?”
The man (this happens to men so much more frequently) was sporadic , she was unsure if he was use to such levels of energetic attention and what he truly felt represented him, if he could handle the attention level. He was enduring mental decomposure.
by Maryjanesasshole August 10, 2025
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