Naijism

The traditional religion of the indigenous peoples living in Nigeria. Usually involves the principles of Animism, the Afterlife, and nature worship.
When asked what their religion was, the indigenous Nigerian group replied "Naijism".
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 22, 2020
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Edging

Something that mainly guys (and sometimes girls) do as a min-max strategy to extend sexual arousal as long as possible but without to the point of getting blue-balled. It is possible to calculate the maximum length of edging before one gets blue-balled by performing a statistical hypothesis testing.
In order to reap the benefits of edging, I did a hypothesis test to calculate the acceptance and rejection regions of when I should cease sexual activity.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 03, 2021
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~

It's that one keyboard character that people put at the end of their messages to give it that extra sweet glitz! Though anyone can use it, its usage seems to be habitually popular amongst the female users.
Jessie: Omg your nails are soooo pretty 😍
Madelyn: thank you!~

Tyler: What do you think of my painting?
Kat: Beautiful ~♥

User 1: hey do you know what this means: ~
User 2: Isn't that what some ppl put at the end of their texts?
User 1: yeah
User 2: Not sure tbh, but I've always thought it made their texts seem more cute and sweet
User 1: yeah I thought the same! I guess it's kinda like a tone indicator
User 3: Well ackchyually it's more commonly used to signify an approximation of an amount. If you wanna get technical, it's called a tilde and it's a diacritic commonly used in the Spanish and Portuguese language
User 1: Interesting...
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dere

Oxford definition: relating to the properties of things mentioned in an assertion or expression, rather than to the assertion or expression itself.
Friend 1: Hey look up the definition of dere
Friend 2: Ok
*one second later*
Friend 2: Wat
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 23, 2022
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4K

It means the display or video resolution of 3840 x 2160. That's basically the literal and most-referred-to meaning of 4K in today's modern world.
Guy 1: Hey look, my ASUS gaming monitor can do 4K at 240 Hz!

Guy 2: Oh wow!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 21, 2022
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Vladimir Putin

Some thirsty ass mofo who wants world domination
Vladimir Putin: We've seized Crimea and now we've got Ukraine in our hands, nothing can stop me now from world domination, MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Secretary: Uh- Mr. Putin
Vladimir Putin: WHAT, WHAT??? Can't you see I'm having my evil moment??
Secretary: Yes Mr. Putin, but to your dismay, Ukraine is winning the war.
Vladimir Putin: I-
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iPod Touch

A device that made many people's childhoods. The entire lineup was recently discontinued by Apple in May 2022.
Old elementary school friend 1: Hey remember when you used to have that fart soundboard app on your iPod Touch 2G?
Old elementary school friend 2: LOL yeah, we used to troll around with that in class. Those were good times man.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 05, 2023
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