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sus as fuck

WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS AF

"You see red over there? He looks sus as fuck. Better run 'fore he grabs you into a vent."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 8, 2021

horngry

When your body suddenly decides that you're horny and it makes you really angery. The anger is due to your mind not agreeing with your body.

I was just having a normal day until my body suddenly decides to have a boner. Now I am filled with the desire to open 30 tabs of porn, yet at the same time I really don't want to. I guess you could say that I'm horngry.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 6, 2021

Segway

The early 2000s equivalent to a fidget spinner (well not literally, but you know what I mean).

Also the thing that the default character from Happy Wheels rides on.

It was rumored by the Pope that several witnesses spotted Jesus riding a Segway, with a fidget spinner in one hand and a vape in the other. Is this the second coming?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 23, 2022

Paan

Paan is a stimulant that is widely consumed throughout the southeastern parts of Asia. It is made from areca nut wrapped around betel leaves (these plants are only grown in southeastern Asia). Similar to chewing tobacco, it is consumed through chewing the leaves which produces a juice that is either swallowed or spat out. Interesting though, the juice being spat out is a bloody red color.

Dudebro 1: Ey yo, you got some Paan?

Dudebro 2: Nah fam, but you can go ask those Betel nut beauties down the street

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 19, 2020

Intimate Partner Violence

Something that only animals engage in. If you engage in Intimate Partner Violence (IPV), you are considered an animal. And that's not a compliment.

Me, to my bro: Did you just commit Intimate Partner Violence?

Bro: Yeah lol

Me: You fucking animal.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 5, 2020

Rare pepe

something that would probably attract a lot of NFT bros right now

"Hey did you hear that guy just sold one of his rare pepe NFTs for $100,000?"
"Yeah what an absolute scumbag"

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 15, 2022

Butthurt

An oversensitive sore loser who throws a temper tantrum over the most stupidest things. Mostly experienced by NFTbros when people screenshot their "possessions".

Charles: *screenshots an NFT*
NFTBro: THAT'S MINE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
Charles: Jeeeeeeeez, chill bro why you gotta be so butthurt.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 27, 2022