Sus

A word that first became somewhat popular on the internet back in the late-2010s. I absolutely hated it when people said it back then, which was mostly used in relationship or private messaging contexts (e.g. girl texts her friend "this guy is sus"). But ever since among us became popular in 2020, the term took on a whole new identity. It still bore the same meaning, but now you can NEVER say this word without thinking about among us (and without causing others to think about it as well). It's literally infectious. Thank god.
In a discord server:

Girl User: @mod, @me is being sus in my DMs.

Me: SUS? AMOGUS???
Girl User: Can we kick him out please?
Me: BUT I AM NOT THE IMPOSTER 😳
Other User A: AMOGUS SUS
Other User B: AMOGUS FORTNITE SUSSY BALLS
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 01, 2022
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echomislocation

When you drop an object—often something small—on the floor and you try to pick it up using sound cues, but it happens to be in the opposite location of what you've initially predicted.
Jim was busy writing his essay until he accidentally dropped his pencil on the floor. Without looking directly, he bent down towards his 5 o'clock because that's where he thought he had heard the pencil drop, but turns out that the pencil fell to his 12 o'clock. Jim just had a echomislocation.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 05, 2019
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titmouse

Something that is neither a tit nor a mouse. In fact, it's a name of a bird.
Guy: Nice tit...mouse you got there
Girl: You even know what a titmouse is?
Guy: Yeah it's probably a type of mouse
Girl: No it's a bird
Guy: Oh.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 16, 2021
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Well to be fair

What you say in response an exaggerated, ill-conceived, unjustified, and/or bigoted opinion.
Someone: Why are there so many stupid people in the world?? Like seriously, anyone below an IQ of 50 honestly should just die.

Me: Well to be fair, they are human beings after all, and all human beings should be treated with respect. It's not like they did something wrong.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 09, 2021
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OpenAI

An oxymoron.

One simply does not use the words "open" and "AI" together to describe OpenAI. With Sam Altman's current hostile stance and their uncompetitive pricings (and the fact that GPT-4 isn't open-source), they really should be naming themselves closedAI.
OpenAI? Fugget about it. I'd rather run a localized version of deepseek on my computer than paying a whopping $75/1M tokens for GPT4.5.
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McRib

A reoccuring limited-time burger from McDonald's that ISN'T made of rib but instead of restructured meat products such as heart, tripe, and stomach. It also contains Azodicarbonamide, which increases risk of breathing problems. They also look artificially manufactured and unpalatable when frozen, sort of like styrofoam.
Guy 1: After reading the truth about McRib, I still want to eat a McRib
Guy 2: I mean hey man, it's your choice, I sure as hell ain't eating that
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 29, 2021
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