Moondrop

1) One of the main antagonists of Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach, who is a daycare attendant animatronic at Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex. It is the alter-ego of Sundrop when the lights are off. Has the creepiest voice ever.

2) A Chinese earphone brand known for its exceptional sound quality and its cute anime-themed packaging.
Unlike most mainstream earphone brands, Moondrop has tuned its earphones to sound neutral, meaning there is no artificial emphasis on the bass and treble. This makes them sound much more natural, detailed and lifelike. Their budget models beats the living heck outta most cheap earphones at your local store. They also have premium models up to $1000, which is targeted more for diehard audiophiles.
1) *turns light off*
Moondrop: BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED
Gregory: monkaS

2) Instead of buying a Skullcandy Ink'd ($15) from his local Walmart, Joe the well-informed consumer bought the Moondrop Spaceship ($20) from Aliexpress because it was objectively a better run for his money.
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POV

An acronym that does not mean what you think it means. It means perspective, viewpoint, outlook, etc. It is NOT another word for "plot twist"!!!! Smh people.
Kid 1: Holy shit that ending tho.
Kid 2: POV: he turned into a zombie and ate everyone
Me: @Kid 2 What? Don't you mean plot twist instead of POV?
Kid 2: No
Me: Do you even know what POV means?
Kid 2: Yes
Me: No, you clearly don't. You say POV to indicate a personal opinion and you want people to hear you out. That wasn't a personal opinion, that was a plot twist because it suggests an alternative ending. Obviously you didn't want to say "I would argue that he turned into a zombie and ate everyone".

Me again: Here's an example of POV used correctly: "POV: bananas are better than apples". THAT'S how you use the term.
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Choking the bandwidth

When you hog up all the internet bandwidth from streaming all that 4K anal porn
*webpage takes a long time to load*
Dad (yells across bedroom): Son, are you choking the bandwidth again?
Son (yells back): Uhhh no..... what makes you think that?
Dad: Oh nothin', just a hunch...
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MCYT

MCYT is an acronym for "MineCraft YouTuber". The term would have been redundant in the early-to-mid 2010s as most Minecraft content creators back then were YouTubers. However in recent times, the increasing rise of popular Twitch minecraft streamers has pressured the need to differentiate between these two analogous but widely different communities.
Examples of currently popular MCYTs include, but are not limited to: Dream, GeorgeNotFound, AntVenom, DanTDM, CaptainSparklez, JeromeASF, Ssundee, Tommyinnit, technoblade.

Rule of thumb: generally any old school YouTuber that primarily does/did do Minecraft videos can be considered a MCYT (e.g. SethBling, SkyDoesMinecraft, BajanCanadian)
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Yagami Yato

Noun.
Porn produced and directed solely by women that are as hot as the pornstars themselves. This is in contrast to a typical male-run porn studio, where the director and cameraman are, well, men. So when watch you a Yagami Yato, you know that you're jerking off to beautiful women, both on camera and off camera.

(P.S. Porn can include both real-life and hentai)

Verb.
To watch and fap to porn produced and directed solely by women.
Feminists: All pornography should be banned as it involves male-dominated porn studios depicting the objectification of women through the male gaze
An enlightened carl wheezer: Yagami Yato bitch!

Bro 1: Yo imma Yagami Yato tonight 😍🥰
Bro 2: You that thirsty eh?
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 01, 2020
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trap music

The worst EDM genre to have ever existed. It's not even music, it's just a bunch of harsh 808 drum samples accompanied with that annoying AF "tic-tic-tic-tic" semiquaver hi-hat pattern. Even hip hop (old school rap) sounds miles better than this POS genre.
So I was studying at the library and then suddenly this ghetto dude who reeks of weed sits near me with his earphones blasting out obnoxious trap music. Couldn't study from all that cacophony.
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Machiavellian

Someone who is extremely good at manipulating and deceiving people for their own selfish gain. Examples of Machiavellians include, but are not limited to: IRS scammers, sugar daddys, e-girls, e-prostitutes, black hat hackers, Donald Trump, your girlfriend (potentially), sketchy sellers on Aliexpress, and that guy down the street who claims he is homeless.

If you are a Machiavellian, please do take note that machiavellianism begets machiavellianism. Research has shown that people who have been psychologically manipulated are more likely to manipulate others.
Dude 1: So I heard you bought some custom videos from this e-girl on Reddit, how'd that go for you?
Dude 2: Extremely bad. I thought she was legit and everything, she even showed me a screenshot of the video, but once I had paid her she never replied back.
Dude 1: Damn dude, I mean I wouldn't have trusted some random internet girl in the first place. The online sex market is filled with Machiavellians, y'know?
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