Definitions by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian
Okay and
The most superior comeback. Can be used effectively against any other comeback, even the immortal "no u".
Dude 1: Ur mum gay
Dude 2: Okay and?
Dude 1: *instantly faints and collapses onto the floor*
Dude 3: That's pretty stupid bro
Dude 4: No u
Dude 3: Okay and?
Dude 4: ...
Dude 2: Okay and?
Dude 1: *instantly faints and collapses onto the floor*
Dude 3: That's pretty stupid bro
Dude 4: No u
Dude 3: Okay and?
Dude 4: ...
Okay and by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 15, 2021
meme person
A really annoying kid whose only words that comes out of their mouths (or keyboard) are stale meme references. Also loves to spam group chats with stupid tasteless memes.
Classmate 1: Yo you know Dustin over there?
Classmate 2: You mean that one meme person who can't go one minute without saying SHEEESH?
Classmate 1: Yeah
Classmate 2: Ugh I hate that kid.
Classmate 2: You mean that one meme person who can't go one minute without saying SHEEESH?
Classmate 1: Yeah
Classmate 2: Ugh I hate that kid.
meme person by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 14, 2021
Peacekeeping
Marine 1: Hey wanna go peacekeeping?
Marine 2: You mean gunning down some baddies? Sure man, I love peace!
Marine 2: You mean gunning down some baddies? Sure man, I love peace!
Peacekeeping by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 14, 2021
Micro marriage
Micro marriaging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marriage me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marriage me”
Micro marriage by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 14, 2021
ball drapes
When one stretches their scrotum to the point of being loose enough to cover their entire penis like a drape. Just one of the many exotic neologisms derived from ReiyuGuiGui's twitch streams.
ball drapes by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 14, 2021
r/copypasta
The internet's biggest copypasta archive. Also a great place to disguise your personal rants and/or unpopular opinions as a copypasta.
I had a controversial opinion that I wanted to share on r/unpopularopinion, but didn't want to get any backlash so I posted it on r/copypasta instead where nobody took it seriously.
r/copypasta by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 12, 2021
Baby Making Music
(abbreviated as BMM) Music that gets you in the mood for sexy time. There is no defining characteristic of BMM, it is completely subjective and dependant on each person's musical preferences.
Girl 1: My boyfriend is so weird, he gets turned on whenever Britney Spears starts playing haha
Girl 2: Easy for you to say, my boyfriend gets mad hard whenever I play the soviet union national anthem. He says it is his preferred Baby Making Music.
Girl 1: I hate it here.
Girl 2: Easy for you to say, my boyfriend gets mad hard whenever I play the soviet union national anthem. He says it is his preferred Baby Making Music.
Girl 1: I hate it here.
Baby Making Music by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 7, 2021