Martin 's definitions

beast

A less violent way to swear

argh! you beast
What a beast

by Martin February 8, 2005

Chunt

A more polite version of the common word for flange and curtains. Can be expanded on in the usual ways.

She had a chunt like a clowns trouser pocket etc

by Martin December 10, 2002

Orataku

Someone who's in a constant state of confusion and swears more times then he inhales.

(No known use of this term)

by Martin April 28, 2003

norks

Top Bollocks

Lokk at those top bollocks

by Martin September 30, 2003

xisps

A shorter way of saying or spelling 'Crisps'
Can be used with words like Chris or Christian (Xian)

I'm a practicing Xian
I'm gonna get a bag of Xisps!

by Martin March 15, 2005

china

In British prison slang, china means friend. It is short for 'china plate' which rhymes with mate.
This uncomplicated style of rhyme slang has characterized prison slang for years.

Billy and I go way back, he's a real china.

by martin March 22, 2005

dancing monkey

an albino man who is eating a banana

my dad is a dancing monkey

by Martin April 19, 2003