Martin's definitions

crunkizzle

Means CRUNK and Izzle is just for funizzle

Damn, that thang iz so crunkizzle

by MARTIN May 13, 2005

Martitude

A parody of creation loving bastards such as BooB's apparant pulling techniques and socialising

With my martitude i pulled 16 girls in 10 minutes last night.

You could all be a lot better if you had a little martitude

by martin March 23, 2003

lad

an australian teen who thinks they are gods gift women and men alike.Generally seen whereing a white polo hat yellow nautica shirt with blue strips with the collar popped up and a red nuatica t shirt with a collar popped. And yellow nuatica shorts. really the most popular people in boys high school for some reason.

people in high schools who think there cool.

by martin October 15, 2004

July 6th

The birthday of a special person who will one day make it into a global holiday, holla.

Happy July 6 to all and to all a goodnight!
Happy birthday!

by Martin July 5, 2004

pillock

A stupid pratt; a wazzock

He accidentally emailed page of dirty jokes to his boss's wife - the pillock.

by martin November 12, 2003

Osiris

Biggest n00b known to man

Osiris: I rawk!1
Some Dude: You n00b, I pwnd you yesterday
Osiris: True...

by Martin February 26, 2005

zig

a guy who plays Pokemon on his mobile phone when he has a super computer and gets shouted at by Chakra

you daft cunt bubbling, donkey raping, bus hijacking, jockey faced fucktard, porn star stalking, cock slave, ass clown, noob feaces, ass clown motherfucker.. arse bandit, bitch slapping, shit faced cock sucking, dick wad

by Martin February 9, 2005